Sunday, April 7, 2013

Songs yr pilgrim luvs, Might Gay Marry Soon because Luvs

This is Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong, performing solo electric, the tune "Time of Your Life," from the album "Bullet in a Bible." The studio version is solo acoustic, which we like. But we like this one way more betters because we do that's why.

When yr Pilgrim plays this, it is without the eye makeup, because we believe its contribution to our performance is negligible, so we save our eye makeup for more important occasions.

Also, when we do it, it is not as loud because we have No Amp. Srsly. ('Srsly' is Pilgrim Code for: we are not Making Shit Up Because Funniez, even though we do that A LOT, it is what we live for. Oh no. Srsly means this is really and for reals True, yr Pilgrim totally swears, because love and stuff.)

Also, and further, too, when we do it, it is without festival-size crowds because the fans of our work are not quite so numerous. But there was this one time when someone gave us two bucks and a beer to Shut The Fuck Up, which we think should count as Paid Performance.

(Oh, if any of y'all think that Green Day is lame, or yr Pilgrim's taste in music is even lamer, or anything like that we say WE STILL LOVE YOU OF COURSE HOW COULD WE NOT BUT WE DON'T CARE SO SHUT UP.)

Also, when we DO IT: no aerial shot from two thousand. Oh, and you know what, like also too? No fireworks at the end of our DOING IT.

Other than that, our performance is almost pretty nearly, real soon now THE SAME because Love Practice Study.

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